28 Bizarre Celeb Quotes

March 25, 2024 by Owen

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Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s relationship is filled with bizarre stories, tidbits, and quotes, but the way Fox recounted their first meeting has got to be the best. “This weird thing happened. We didn’t see each other. I don’t remember [his] face. … And I definitely would have remembered his face. I just remember this tall, blonde, ghostly creature, and I looked up and I was like, ‘You smell like weed.’ He looked down at me, and he was like, ‘I am weed.’ Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb,” Fox described.

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But the best Robert Pattinson quote has to be when he said he’d witnessed a clown die while promoting Water for Elephants on the Today show. When Matt Lauer asked if Pattinson had ever wanted to run away to the circus, Pattinson said he didn’t because “The first time I went to the circus, somebody died. One of the clowns died.” When Lauer asked how he died, Pattinson said, “His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him.” Lauer then asked if Pattinson was being serious, and Pattinson confirmed, saying, “My parents had to — everybody ran out. It was terrifying. It was the only time I’ve ever been to the circus.”

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AnnaLynne McCord’s poem to Vladimir Putin about how things would be different if she were his mother is still one of the strangest things a celebrity has ever done, IMO. In the poem, which she read aloud on Twitter, she said, “I’m so sorry that I was not your mother. If I was your mother you would have been so loved. Held in the arms of joyous light. Never would this story’s plight, the world unfurled before our eyes. A pure demise. Of nation sitting peaceful under a night sky.”

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Another great alleged Prince quote comes from TRL video jockey Dave Holmes, who revealed they were supposed to do an episode on Prince, but he showed up 50 minutes late. Holmes said that the host, Carson Daly, said to Prince, “We were expecting you a little earlier, so there’s a lot we have to get through. We don’t have a lot of time.” Apparently, Prince replied, “I don’t use time.” Holmes said that Carson asked, “So what do you use?” and “Prince paused for a moment and then said, ‘Truth.’”

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She also once said she’d eat poop if it helped her look young. “If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might. I just might,” she told the New York Times. She later said she was “kind of joking,” but added, “But now that I think about it, I would probably eat shit if someone told me, ‘If you eat this bowl of poop every single day, you’ll look younger.'” However, she could only eat “just a bite,” saying, “I don’t think I can do a whole bowl.”

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The fact that Viggo Mortensen once reportedly went on a whole speech about McDonald’s French fries is definitely bizarre, but honestly, I agree with him. He said, “The McDonald’s French fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s French fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s French fry and the cold McDonald’s French fry is as great a gulf as any I know.”

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In one of the most ridiculously out-of-touch quotes I can ever remember reading, Brie Larson once said she goes to farmer’s markets and asks for things they don’t have so that she can remind herself what rejection feels like. “Lately, I’ve been getting too much attention with the Met Gala and work going so well that I try to find rejection in my day. I’ll seek out someone on the street or at the farmers’ market and ask for something where I know they’ll say no. No one likes rejection, but it’s real. And I don’t want to lose that feeling,” Larson revealed.

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Diego Luna seemed to have a bit of a weird obsession with the texture of Jabba the Hutt while promoting Rogue One, and it was kind of iconic. He once said, “I’ve always wanted to touch him, like, the texture of Jabba is something I need to discover,” he said in one interview, then continued to mention it in subsequent interviews, expressing his temptation to touch Jabba’s stomach and saying, “I know it might be gross, but it might be delicious.” He also said he’d rather make out with Jabba than punch an Ewok.

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And finally, we’ll end on an oldie but a goodie — when Destiny’s Child was asked what animal they’d be if they could be an animal for a day, and Beyoncé replied, “I know what I’d be. A whale. I love whales. I’ve loved whales since I was a little girl.” Michelle Williams added, “She wants to touch one one day.” Kelly Rowland piped in, saying, “I think I would be a bird. Because they can fly.” While the quotes written out don’t seem TOO bizarre, the manner in which they were delivered…well, just see for yourself.

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