The weirdest things Aaron Rodgers has done, ranked.


Have you ever observed an uptick within the US authorities capturing down unidentified flying objects? So has Aaron Rodgers, and he has a concept about it. No, it’s not as a result of the US is searching for balloon-sized objects the place they have been earlier than, it’s as a result of the scary authorities is making an attempt to distract you from … Jeffrey Epstein.

“There’s lots of previous papers and recordsdata about interactions Navy pilots have had with unidentified flying objects, so this isn’t shocking,” Rodgers informed Pat McAfee on Tuesday. “Clearly, there was some form of Chinese language spy balloon that was up within the air, allegedly, and there’s been a number of different objects which have been shot down. I consider that this has been happening for a very long time. Attention-grabbing timing on every part. There’s lots of different issues happening on the planet.”

Rodgers and McAfee then went on to expound on the “loopy shit” happening on the planet. And Rodgers had this extraordinarily nuanced and well-informed tackle Epstein:

“Did you hear in regards to the Epstein consumer listing about to be launched? There’s some recordsdata which have some names on it that could be getting launched fairly quickly. [Ghislaine] Maxwell was the one individual ever convicted of the trafficking, and no one who was concerned within the trafficking ever went to jail, so … nothing to see right here.”

In all seriousness, this is without doubt one of the dumbest conversations about something I’ve ever heard in my life, and the truth that folks hear to those brainiacs opine on present occasions is mind-boggling and devastatingly miserable.

Julie Ok. Brown, a Miami reporter who has been overlaying the Epstein story since Day 1 and wrote a complete guide about it, was understandably appalled at Rodgers’ continued spreading of misinformation:

However that is how misinformation spreads, no? Somebody with a platform, who hasn’t bothered to do any analysis, “heard” about one thing, will get the story principally flawed, tells another person — who additionally hasn’t executed any analysis, a large sport of phone ensues and “jeffrey epstein chinese language balloon purple monkey dishwasher” comes out. And when those that really know higher attempt to appropriate the document, they get known as “stooges” by a bunch of idiots who by no means knew what they have been speaking about within the first place. Nice work, Aaron.

If the Jets are studying this, signal Derek Carr! You don’t need this circus rolling into city.