The NFL Draft’s sad man this time around was QB Will Levis


Don’t ever let anybody inform you to be your self. You by no means know what folks will discover bizarre about your “persona.” I ate peanut butter and cheese tacos as a child, however I might by no means broadcast that if I used to be projected to be a primary spherical decide within the NFL. In keeping with the specialists — Mel Kiper and some Redditor, particularly — Will Levis was prone to be the second quarterback chosen within the 2023 NFL Draft, and the one doable purpose for him to drop to day two was his love of mayo in his espresso.

Common managers will knock prospects for something, as much as and together with their efficiency on made up standardized assessments. Inconsistency, inaccuracy, eye check, and collegiate success apart, I blame the Hellmans-Folgers mochaccinos for a number of groups in want of a QB passing on the Kentucky product. That must be it, proper?

When given the selection between Anthony Richardson and Levis — two guys with bodily attributes that make Todd McShay blush — there must be a tiebreaker. It may’ve been Richardson’s handspring at Florida’s professional day that gained Indy’s favor, or it may’ve been the dollop of aioli they watched Levis drop into his chilly brew.

Do I’ve a phobia of extreme condiment utilization introduced on by folks drowning their Italian BMTs in mayo throughout my stint at Subway? One-hundred p.c, and there’s no approach I draft Levis on that truth alone, however I’m additionally not making an attempt to maintain a seven-figure gig that’s consistently sabotaged by dangerous quarterback play.

The precise purpose Levis fell

We have been subjected to unhappy Levis household for the final half of the primary spherical as a result of much more organizations are set at quarterback than you suppose, regardless of in all probability not having an precise franchise man. Tampa Bay, Atlanta, Inexperienced Bay, Tennessee, and Washington all handed.

None of Jordan Love, Desmond Ridder, Sam Howell, Ryan Tannehill, or Baker Mayfield encourage confidence of their corresponding fanbases. I additionally suppose as soon as the draft will get wonky — and with all of the trades Thursday evening, it was wonky — entrance workplaces and struggle rooms panic as a result of their sport plan was upended.

I don’t care if Las Vegas and New Orleans simply signed Jimmy Garoppolo or David Carr to be their starters. NFL groups don’t do away with quarterbacks they suppose are stable starters, and a high quality backup/potential QB1 with excessive upside for a great worth is price bumping different wants a spherical. I’ve ripped Levis just about all draft course of lengthy, and doubtless earlier than that, however even I believed the quantity of adoration he garnered would make him a primary rounder.

Are NFL GMs evolving? Has the success price of quarterbacks made them gun shy? Did social media break via the groupthink that turned guys like Mitch Trubisky and Mayfield into high one or two picks within the draft?

Yeah, I don’t suppose so both. It’s an anomaly that Levis spent the length of the primary spherical at Union Station. And it positively has nothing to do with the Miracle Whip lattes.