I can not even consider what I’m about to debate, however Hans Moke Niemann, the 19-year-old chess participant on the middle of the sport’s greatest scandal had his butt scanned earlier than the U.S. Chess Championships.
I’m completely beside myself. This completely despatched me. So, if you happen to’re not conscious of this entire hullaballoo let me provide the Cliff’s Notes:
- Niemann beat the world No. 1 participant Mangus Carlsen with out breaking a sweat
- Carlsen claimed Niemann cheated
- Proof has proven he’s cheated quite a few occasions lately whereas taking part in on-line, but it surely’s been troublesome to find out how he may have cheated in dwell, in-person video games
- The web began to analyze how he may cheat, and it was decided he could have been utilizing a chess AI to feed him strikes by way of vibration
- It was steered Niemann could have been receiving a sign via vibrating anal beads
- Now the U.S. Chess Championships simply scanned his butt for a sign
I don’t even know how one can fathom all this. I can’t even course of the choice behind “let’s use a frequency scanner to test a participant’s rear finish.” I imply, I get it, I simply need to be a fly on the wall the place a bunch of old-school chess masters had been discussing scanning a participant’s anus for a microcontroller hidden in anal beads.
Presently we don’t know if the butt set off a beep. It appears somebody would have despatched up an alert if the butt set off the scanner, but it surely seems to be just like the rectum was clear. THE RECTUM WAS CLEAN FOLKS!
Clearly we’ll proceed to observe this crucial story because it unfolds.
