Life in D.C. is not all sunshine and Fudge Rounds.
Parody of Oliver Anthony’s “Wealthy Males North of Richmond” written and carried out by Remy
LYRICS:
I have been working until the break of 4:45
I get an automated increase and I am unable to be fired
Should wait to age 57 until I can retire
With an inflation-adjusted pension that in some way retains going greater
Oh, it is a rattling disgrace what the world’s come to
They need us again within the workplace on Mondays too
Want I may simply get up and it not be true
However it’s, oh it’s
Not dwelling in the actual world is quite a bit tougher than you’ll know
Certain I received dental, however it’s dangerous, I am going psychological ‘cuz I needed to fill out each of those types
I additionally see worth hikes on requirements
I needed to buy my rental in Ocean Metropolis
Please do not inform anybody, it is so embarrassing
The plight of wealthy males north of Richmond
I simply sit right here a-wasting my entire life away
‘Cuz this verification code is taking all day
How do you anticipate me to examine my 401(okay)?
Plus, my Fudge Rounds provider now not takes Apple Pay
Oh, it is a rattling disgrace what the world’s come to
It takes one individual to do my job, so now we have two
Want I may simply get up and it not be true
However it’s, oh it’s
Not dwelling in the actual world is quite a bit tougher than you’ll know
Certain I received well being care, however I get an in-depth scare, solely weeks left to open enroll
The brand new man performs together with his pen, he simply sits there and snaps
How am I to get in all my 2 p.m. naps?
They need us again now on Tuesdays, I simply may collapse
The plight of wealthy males north of Richmond
We’re similar to you
