Michigan State paid $95M for a 3-5 team, but the ‘scuffle’ was free of charge


Mel Tucker (left) and Jim Harbaugh

Mel Tucker (left) and Jim Harbaugh
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Earlier than I get to the remainder of this submit, I’m simply going to provide you what you got here right here to see since you’re going to scroll down the video no matter what’s penned earlier than or after it. So, right here you go, ya hyenas. Right here’s the clip of a bunch of Michigan State gamers roughly leaping two lone Wolverines after Sparty received jumped within the Large Home, 29-7.

Throughout his postgame information convention, UM coach Jim Harbaugh known as it an “assault,” and mentioned AD Warde Manuel is dealing with the “scuffle” with authorities. My response to Harbaugh classifying two of his gamers making an attempt to tackle 17 pissed off Spartans — and failing — as an “assault” is to strive to not shrug it off.

This is identical coach who received right into a “scuffle” with Jim Schwartz after a San Francisco 49ers-Detroit Lions matchup when the 2 have been NFL skippers greater than a decade in the past. The present Michigan coach additionally characterised his quarterback battle determination earlier this yr as “biblical,” so there’s a specific amount of hypocrisy and hyperbole at play right here.

Nevertheless, that’s about the place my protection of Michigan State ends.

I’d prefer to remind you that Mel Tucker, the person accountable for MSU soccer, is 2 video games over .500 for his profession (21-19) and obtained a 10-year, $95 million, totally assured contract in the course of the offseason. I’m not mad about anyone getting a large payday they didn’t deserve, and even much less so for a Black head soccer coach. And seeing that Michigan State was 11-2 a season in the past, and LSU was looming over East Lansing seeking a brand new head man, this was the one transfer the college may make to retain Tucker.

Or, you recognize, was it actually? Over the previous six weeks, Tucker’s staff has been outscored 206-109, and that’s together with a win over Wisconsin. Except for his standout yr in 2021, he’s 10-17. The man abandoned Colorado after one season to go to the Large Ten, and the specter of him leaving for a greater job like a mercenary switching sides for double what the present employer is paying was so pervasive that a large contract would possibly as effectively have been an ultimatum.

Tucker isn’t the one coach who’s flirtations have pressured egregious extensions from athletic administrators. Jimbo Fisher was gifted with a hefty bag for a similar purpose as Tucker. Texas A&M additionally misplaced once more Saturday, and the Aggies have the identical report (3-5) because the Spartans in 2022. Each fanbases are fucking irate over the dropping however extra so due to the awful, incurable future that may’t be modified as a consequence of humorous cash buyouts.

Give it some thought like this: Had both AD at A&M or MSU known as the bluffs of their coaches’ brokers, Fisher or Tucker can be the issue of Bayou Bengals’ supporters. If at any level you say to your self, “Am I loopy to spend this a lot cash on a X?” don’t spend that a lot cash on X. If one thing goes fallacious — like, I don’t know, your staff stomping out a pair opponents within the tunnel after they themselves received pistol-whipped for hours — it seems to be even worse since you paid a fuck ton for it.

Astros even World Sequence, get accused of extra dishonest

The Astros have been in a position to maintain onto a 5-0 lead Saturday, and largely as a result of beginning pitcher Framber Valdez had his curveball on a string, putting out 9 and surrendering one run in 6.1 innings. In fact, since that is Houston we’re speaking about, the win was not with out accusations of dishonest.

Philadelphia supervisor Rob Thomson downplayed Twitter’s investigation, crediting the ’Stros for his or her 5-2 win, and shifting onto Sport 3 in Philly on Monday — like the remainder of baseball followers ought to.