Land of the free-for-all
After 5 years schlepping after Hunter Biden, eyes now blink on Jared Kushner.
The nearsighted Home Oversight Committee chairman stated inhaling a $2 billion Saudi funding six months after leaving the White Home “crossed the road of ethics.”
Extra. Albany’s Dem Tremendous Majority desires courts to cease evictions. Desires NYC to deal with homeless. Desires to look after — not incarcerate — the mentally unwell. Desires to rebuild Rikers, desires to deal with asylum seekers, desires so as to add a partridge in a pear tree, and so forth. — however desires to offer no funds to do it.
Extra: Trump will possess grand jury minutes within the Jan. 6 case. Names, testimony, grocery lists of “pals” who testified towards him. Plus these anticipated to. Reaching them in any approach he’s obstructing justice. Contempt of courtroom.
They’ve already subpoenaed his valet. And pals. Subsequent up — who? Donald’s chiropodist?
All this whereas Hunter is smoking and coking and Joe is banking and tanking.
A narrative despatched me by authorized eagles: Some time again there was an issue with a Rochester, NY, building magnate. This man then known as a pal and requested him to “simply give one of many witnesses my regards.” All the things blew up after that.
The contractor man received nailed. Then his pal was bounced a yr later.
Wait. Extra. Biden’s from Delaware. Appointed particular counsel to smell the Biden investigation aroma?
Former prosecutor David Weiss. Who’s from the place? Delaware. The entire state — which is just one political celebration — is smaller than a bathroom. And all over the place is a Biden footprint and behind print. And Somebody Who Is aware of.
Beware {hardware}, malware, silverware, menswear, software program, tableware, the aroma from Delaware makes Secaucus sniff like Chanel.
Going ‘Massive’ for third wed
“MY Massive Fats Greek Wedding ceremony” was an extended again large fats hit. Now comes a 3rd version. Nia Vardalos directs. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson once more produce. Not Greek to them as a result of it’s the unique forged and all filmed in Greece.
Wilson: “We had no thought ‘My Massive Fats Greek Wedding ceremony’ would go anyplace however we thought it’s humorous and folks discovered it and agreed. It’s now full circle. Story revolves round reunion.”
Solid is Vardalos, John Corbett, Joey Fatone, Lainie Kazan, Andrea Martin who says: “My wig’s my identical wig from 20 years in the past. Who is aware of how they stored it!”
“My Massive Fats Greek Wedding ceremony 3” opens Sept. 8. Convey souvlaki. And Kleenex.
Transferring photographs
WHY no one’s in theaters? Have a look at this new movie. “Panorama With Invisible Hand.” Tiffany Haddish. It’s about alien ET children searching for love. It’s like we care. They take over. They put individuals out of labor. And it smells just like the Progressives. The factor lands right here Friday.
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BESIDES films, how about what’s with training. I do know a child, 9 years previous. He goes to a really progressive college. He now dates his lecturers.
Solely in New York, children, solely in New York.