I hate Marvel Snap and so does my toilet seat


^Keep tuned for our Marvel Snap assessment video!

Marvel Snap is best than it has any proper to be. It definitely is simply too good for the likes of me: a strictly single-player one who a lot prefers a comfy PlayStation unique with exploration and narrative and never a single different human being getting concerned to break all the things. However I could not keep away, might I? Since you lot would not cease occurring about it. And now I’ve a everlasting imprint of my rest room seat on my arse and legs. That is your fault, each single one in every of you.

I like the Incredible 4, you rotters.


Curse you, and it, for its delectable sound design, its stunning animations, its ultra-compelling just-one-more-match battle and development programs that get its hooks deep into your soul, firing each nerve in your pleasure centres alongside the best way.

Marvel Snap Spiderman

Stats are a bit mince for Spider-Man tbh.


Curse you, and it, for its wonderful and actually free-to-play (for now) enterprise mannequin, which eschews any pay-to-win cynicism in favour of a design which strictly solely accepts coin for beauty upgrades, and retains the taking part in area degree for these of us who’ve zero need to chuck £8.99 at a handful of Dr. Doom {Dollars} or regardless of the hell it’s.


Curse you, and it, for bringing this absolute delight to my consideration, which I am positive can be a gateway into all types of card-based pish had been it not for the truth that my consideration span is fleeting and I undoubtedly will not be taking part in it in three weeks.


I’ve made peace with the truth that I am going to by no means unlock Venom in that point, however regardless, nicely accomplished to all concerned.