Hitting the excessive sea-son
Earlier than residents go away New York, vacationers cease coming, all shops shut, Broadway shuts, migrants take over and we flip right into a parking zone, why not ship these incomers to Delaware?
Biden’s seaside? The place as a substitute of serving to us he’s sunning himself?
Let’s flood Delaware with migrants — and when you’re at it examine Delaware normally.
Extra. New Robb Report stories NY’s richest city isn’t Snobaponack or Snubhampton.
It’s Flower Hill, which no one is aware of.
Close to Roslyn, it has the highest greenback designation.
USA’s wealthiest? Little Orinda which no one cares about both, however overlooks Oakland, close by to San Fran’s nice, wealthy properties, which additionally occur to miss the homeless.
Within the Hamptons. Wealthy jalopies shall be celebrating Porsche’s seventy fifth anniversary.
The deal’s Italian brunch. Olive oil mixing with motor oil on some garden at some Bridgehampton share that’s most likely on the market. Morgan Stanley, Remy Martin sponsors. Advantages Southampton Animal Shelter.
One irritated native: “Took 4 hours, 45 minutes simply to make a Beyoncé live performance in Jersey.”
Hamptons visitors makes NYC’s crosstown appear like the Sahara.
Additionally, it’s actually scorching climate — like Demise Valley — round DC.
How about burning Lawyer Normal dumdum Merrick Garland’s behind.
Liberals assume the sweat’s price it to guard progressives — regardless that greatest to be stated about them is: Might their tripe lower.
Hollywood goes to the canine
People act like animals in motion pictures. Now animals are appearing like people in motion pictures.
Jamie Foxx and Will Ferrell’s “Strays,” a couple of misplaced canine looking for dwelling, is wandering into theaters. R-rated, this pooch has a potty mouth.
Ferrell: “It’s revenge doggie fashion. Filthy — however candy. Aim is to chew the proprietor’s factor off.” Beautiful. Nice for teenagers.
Deliver Alpo.
Playtime ends
We misplaced Pee-wee Herman. I keep in mind him telling me he’s going into “severe appearing.”
He stated: “I’ll be like De Niro.” Enjoyable man.
Staged stag events, porno movies, in ’91 really stayed with Doris Duke, later proved he’s no peewee when he pleasured himself in a movie show.
Arrested. Not as soon as. Twice.
Heaven could have an excellent time with Pee-wee.
String issues
Extra excessive life: Per Tokyo’s Mme.
Dewi Sukarno, widow of Indonesia’s first president: Sept. 9 Japanese violinist Ikuko Kawai shall be in live performance at Lincoln Heart’s Rose Theater accompanied by the Japanese and Western orchestra Hibiki.
Its poster now adorns Rose Theater’s exterior wall.
Mme. Sukarno’s arriving with 30 reserved $150 seats. Her gala dinner afterward is one other 180 — {dollars} not yen.
Spacey drivers
Congress is now inspecting UFO information as a result of — as you’ve heard — a witness claimed the federal government’s concealing plane which crashed on their turf.
OK, but when it’s so — and that is simply my low-level opinion — that outer area pilot should be actually dumb.
Touring over 100,000 mild years via a ten million planet galaxy solely to crash in Vegas?
And crap up a crapshoot?
Rumors: Washington’s stimulus bundle will strengthen the economic system and create new restaurant jobs. Nice. Put Hunter in command of working the cheese shredder.
Solely in New York, children, solely in New York.
