The sobs of Barbie-burner Ben Shapiro could be heard world wide as “feminist” Barbie hit 1 billion after he claimed, “it was probably the most woke motion pictures I’ve ever seen.”
Greta Gerwig’s Barbie crossed $1 billion worldwide, setting a file as the primary girl director to take action.
Conservatives had been so outraged by Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ that they took a break from taking pictures up Bud Mild beer cans in protest of a mannequin utilized in an commercial to set Barbie dolls on hearth whereas frothing about boycotts. Does this learn like satire? You would like. Sadly, it’s actual. That is what modern-day conservatives are doing with their power.
“It’s as if you had been going to make ‘Toy Story’ besides the toys are all evil, they’re all unhealthy, and also you’re purported to hate them and also you’re purported to burn them,” Sharpiro cried, a couple of film. One film. One film through which his perspective wasn’t centered was sufficient to trigger Shapiro to soften down as quick as a “liddle’” snowflake lit on hearth.
His zeal in lighting dolls on hearth was frankly just a little disturbing, however that’s nothing new.
To protest the Barbie film, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on hearth.” pic.twitter.com/R6Wc5BkwM6
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 22, 2023
Shapiro was not alone in his criticism, if lighting dolls on hearth passes for legit criticism as of late and it appears it does in sure quarters. Matt Gaetz’s spouse Ginger claimed to not just like the film after attending a exhibiting decked out in pink.
“The 2023 Barbie film, sadly, neglects to deal with any notion of religion or household, and tries to normalize the concept women and men can’t collaborate positively (yuck),” she wrote on Twitter/X, citing, “Disappointingly low T from Ken”.
Sure, Ginger Gaetz, married to a man who was investigated for the alleged intercourse trafficking of a 17-year-old woman based mostly on info from former Gaetz affiliate Joel Greenberg, however the DOJ (the identical DOJ conservatives declare sans proof is doing Biden’s bidding, by the best way) has declined to pursue expenses, is worried {that a} Ken doll has low T.
I’m barely afraid to ask what her thought of excessive T is.
Manbaby Jack Posobiec (who has blocked me on the previous international platform of Twitter now often known as clunky app X) cried about “the insanely woke new Barbie (sic) That is probably essentially the most anti-male movie ever mad (sic)”
Sure, certainly! Barbie is so woke and woke is so unhealthy that Barbie is setting data. Make it make sense.
Elon Musk, a self-proclaimed “centrist” who simply so occurs to advocate voting for Republicans solely (and RFK, Jr – the anti-vax spoiler who claims to be a Democrat however whose candidacy is so useful for Republicans {that a} Republican megadonor is funding his SuperPAC) and has additionally simply reinstated the account of a person who’s pending trial on rape and human trafficking expenses who’s a self proclaimed misogynist, was involved about what number of instances the phrase “patriarchy” is claimed within the film.
“It you’re taking a shot each time Barbie says the phrase “patriarchy”, you’ll go out earlier than the film ends,” Musk wrote on Twitter/X.
In actuality, Barbie is a pro-humanity film. It’s a film that brings everybody to the desk, exhibiting how patriarchy additionally hurts males, and the way our tradition harms our collective humanity.
The entire males I do know who’ve seen it liked Barbie, together with the “man’s man” varieties, the athletes, and the previous Republicans. The film just isn’t anti-man in any respect. It’s pro-collective humanity.
It’s a moderately profound assertion all by itself that conservatives are so in opposition to acknowledgment of our humanity that they discovered this film offensive as a result of that’s an enormous inform. There may be nothing to concern for people in honoring our collective humanity – the one risk in that’s to the very rich and to large enterprise that makes use of conservative tradition struggle ideology to cover grotesque assaults on the well being and security of everybody else as a way to improve their earnings.
If woke is unhealthy, why is Barbie so widespread? Barbie is so widespread as a result of “woke” is shorthand for caring about each other, respecting actuality and historical past, and honoring our collective humanity.
Whereas conservatives cry about folks being conscious of actuality, Barbie was celebrating:
