In case you are or have ever been a New York Jets fan, that is the yr to double, triple, and quadruple down on the staff. In case you give up the franchise like Fireman Ed, that is the yr for a reunion. This yr, greater than any since Broadway Joe, is the yr to root for gangrene.
Get fucking hyped. Let your creativeness run as wild as attainable. AFC title sport? Tremendous Bowl? A ticker tape parade down the Canyon on Heroes? It’s not less than conceivable, and if you’ll it, dude, it’s no dream. This may occasionally sound condescending, and that’s as a result of it’s, however I’m nonetheless being 100% critical. The Jets by some other metropolis are the Browns, and who is aware of in the event that they’ll ever make use of a Corridor of Fame quarterback this near his MVP type once more. Why do you assume Cleveland followers are pissed that the media isn’t letting them simply take pleasure in this?
And that’s how I really feel about Jets followers. What’s the hurt in letting them have this? Everyone deserves to trip the curler coaster, and it’s lastly their flip. The staff wasn’t horrible final yr, not less than by Jets requirements, and now they’ve Dalvin Prepare dinner. Breece Corridor is again lower than 10 months after tearing his ACL, and regardless of one of the best curiosity of his profession, even he’s displaying urgency.
Aaron Rodgers has a No. 1 goal in Garrett Wilson, in addition to Randall Cobb and Allen Lazard. Don’t fear in regards to the offensive line. That’s Robert Saleh’s job, and he’s engaged on it. Per Laborious Knocks, he is aware of that the “huge boys up entrance change who the fuck we’re.”
Is it attainable that HBO’s well-crafted montages are one of the best the Jets look all season? Perhaps… possibly go fuck your self. That is their yr. It may not be because it pertains to hoisting the Lombardi Trophy, but that’s irrelevant.
Mike Greenberg hasn’t been this completely satisfied since he offloaded Golic, and there will probably be no scarcity of Jets protection. The NFL and its media companions are doing the whole lot wanting promoting backstage passes, and the entry goes to be extra intimate than 4 nights (or was it two?) in a darkness retreat with A-Rodg.
I do know if I had the misfortune of calling the Jets my staff, I’d be irrationally excited for the season to kick off. Herald magicians, gentle reveals, dancers, celebrities, no matter is left of Namath, and dial it as much as 11.
“IT’S UP TO YOU, NEW YORK, NEW YOOOORRRRRKKKKKKK!”
What do the Giants have? Danny Dimes and a caricature of a soccer coach? Mac Jones is trash, Buffalo would possibly as properly be in Canada, and Miami’s quarterback is successful away from retirement.
“J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!”
The protection was imply final season, and Sauce Gardner goes to get to play with a lead this yr. Bye, Zach Wilson. See ya, Mike White. Hey, Joe Flacco, eat shit. There’s a four-time league MVP on the town, and he’s rejuvenated, reborn, and able to gentle up the AFC.
“AAR-ON ROD-GERS!” DU-DU-d-d-DU “AAR-ON RODGERS!”
You know the way shortly the MVP chants are going to rain down Metlife Stadium? If not Week 1, then undoubtedly by Week 4. Of their first eight video games of the season — Buffalo, at Dallas, New England, Kansas Metropolis, at Denver, Philly, at Giants, Chargers — the Jets have an opportunity to beat six playoffs groups, Invoice Belichick, Sean Payton, Josh Allen, and final season’s Tremendous Bowl winner, and runner up.
It’s not in regards to the journey, it’s in regards to the vacation spot, and that vacation spot, my Jets buddies, is Las Vegas for Tremendous Bowl LVIII. There’s no manner this ends in distress, tears, and a foot fetish. God is with you. Jesus is with you. The holy spirit, Buddha, Allah, Aaron Rodgers, and his bag of temper crystals are with you.
JETS FOOTBALL, BABY! (That is borderline irresponsible gaslighting however) LET’S FUCKING GO!