Please stop making Link do obscene things in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom



As if the ceremony of passage for any sport that has some versatile gameplay techniques, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom gamers are making Hyperlink do some obscene issues.

A triple whammy of gameplay/ gentle story/ NSFW warnings for this one.


In the event you’ve learn the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Making a Champion e-book, there is a good likelihood you’ve got seen that drawing of a very naked Hyperlink that reveals he is lacking a selected sort of weapon. Why the builders determined to share this with us, I will by no means know, however clearly Tears of the Kingdom gamers have come to the conclusion that they need to treatment that in some form or type. And so, they have been making Hyperlink create some obscene contraptions to compensate.


For one, there’s this. Sure, it is ready to transfer by itself. Sure, the wheels are supposed to be the precise belongings you suppose they’re meant to be. Sure, there are flames popping out from the tip. No, Hyperlink should not be doing this.


The worst half is that the creator of this explicit creation is not even the one one to make a flamethrower you-know-what, as Twitter consumer and Breath of the Wild shenanigans haver Zakuya shared their very own tackle the entire flamethrower as an alternative of physique half shtick. Solely distinction is that some bombs had been used to exchange the sure spherical objects, which did not finish properly for this explicit creation.


Critically, folks can’t cease making creations that contain prolonged objects. Reddit consumer mooofasa did not go for the flamethrower route, although they did put a canon on theirs. Totally different strokes for various of us.

[ToTK] I dub thee, automated boner, go forth my youngster
by u/mooofasa1 in zelda


Not everyone seems to be making Hyperlink construct such buildings his harmless little thoughts weren’t meant to see, fortunately – no, some individuals are making him shoot proper up the behind of statues. Makes a change no less than.


Why cannot you all simply make a mech as an alternative?