Memorial Day weekend is a weekend for warriors
It’s the weekend. The vacation. Time for ants in your vegetation. Madam Adams is thus prepping you with what and the place:
Meals: Patsy’s Italian Restaurant is treating Fleet Week’s fleet to Sinatra’s favourite veal milanese, Frankie Valli’s spaghetti and meatballs, Michael Bublé’s penne vodka with sausage, Tony Danza’s manicotti, J.Lo’s shrimp scampi. Right now, chef Sal Scognamillo will train the fleet the eats that fed the well-known.
Swimming: Stephen Leatherman, who heads earth and surroundings at Florida Worldwide U, named USA’s 10 Finest Seashores. We made it. It’s Coopers Seashore, Southampton. Calvin Klein, Anderson Cooper, Brooke Shields, Jerry Seinfeld bobble there. Additionally, Cape Cod’s Coast Guard Seashore. One other’s South Carolina and three in Hawaii. I imply, we fortunate or what?
Beer requirements
Ingesting: The World’s 50 Finest org with zero else to do named “50 Finest Bars in North America.” We nailed it. Winner is Double Hen Please on the Decrease East Aspect. They began in a bus. Additionally Attaboy. Similar neighborhood. For a superb Manhattan in Manhattan there’s Katana Kitten, Dante, Overstory, Workers Solely, Mace, Martiny’s, Maison Premiere (OK, in Brooklyn), Milady’s, Clover Membership (additionally Brooklyn) and, if pregnant, the Useless Rabbit. Cheers.
Lazing about with Liz
TV-ing. Hulu’s bought an Elizabeth Taylor biographical miniseries. I’m in it. It’s her babyhood, stardom, vulgarity, energetic intercourse life, energetic substance abuse, energetic husbands Hilton, Wilding, Todd, Fisher, Burton, Burton, Warner, Fortensky — and whoever she’s doing Up There. Plus, her bawdy remark: “I’m so stuffed with bulls - - t I can’t consider it.”
(Cindy is on this trailer)
Traces? Please . . .
Jokes: Why a golfer wore two pairs of pants? Had a gap in a single . . . Why’s a carpet vendor depressed? Individuals look down on his work . . . What’s transferring on the ocean backside? A nervous wreck . . . How you can catch a fish? Drop him a line . . . “You serve crabs?” Chef: “We serve anyone” . . . Why’s the pirate a soprano? He hit the excessive seas. And if you happen to cross a cantaloupe with Lassie, what do you get? A melon collie canine.
Loco for cocoa
Goodies: Earl of Snowdon David Linley, the late Princess Margaret’s furnishings designer son, created chocolate carpentry instruments — $25 a field . . . Filming his 007 stuff Pierce Brosnan requested a chocolate digestives provide in his trailer . . . Duran Duran’s Simon Le Bon has a candy tooth “however don’t begin silly jokes about my creating Simon Le Bon Bons” . . . And if sufficient already enjoying pickleball, Tyra Banks has soaked her toes in white chocolate pedicures.
Needle factors
Please, no schlepping off to get tattoo’d. John Mellencamp has Jesus on his proper shoulder . . . It’s “Peanuts” throughout Whoopi’s left breast . . . Donnie has “Wahlberg 69” on left shoulder . . . Child Rock? “D” on proper arm, Paul on left bicep, “American dangerous ass” plus bald eagle on his again. His entire behind might be an encyclopedia.
Additionally, if this weekend is sizzling love — go straightforward. Enjoying a serial killer in “Monster,” Charlize Theron’s character required including a dental plate. And through the kissing scene? Her enamel fell out.
This Monday’s federal vacation — Memorial Day — is to recollect those that fought for us, protected us and are not with us.
I want you all a complete heartful of affection. I’ll be again Tuesday — solely in New York, children, solely in New York.
