Lindsey Graham questions who’s really ‘running the White House’


Feast time at Cats’ deli

Nonstop John Catsimatidis simply did one other dinner. This one for Lindsey Graham.

John most likely catered the Final Supper.

South Carolina’s senator mentioned: “Collusion exists in America . . . They’ll do something to destroy Trump . . . A rustic requires individuals who know what they’re doing. Washington passes legal guidelines however doesn’t know what it’s doing. And social media has to cease.

“We exist with a confluence of people that simply lie. Plus there’s now synthetic intelligence. They’re bullying us. We now have to beat their ass.”

His phrases not mine, though even I do know what ‘ass’ means. He instructed us James Comey, former FBI director, even has a film made about himself. “We now have to maintain the FBI out of the approaching election. They’ve already been into two elections.”

Over one thing known as rigatoni pomodoro Larry Kudlow ran the night. Perhaps 40 individuals. Then this senator’s Southern mouth mentioned: “Trump scares the BLEEP out of individuals.” He used that very same phrase over our Amish rooster second course.

Then: “How about these Hillary emails. All this bullBLEEP about Russia. What she did was unlawful.”

Additionally: “I’m nervous about taking again the Home.” And: “Our means of dealing with China is full horsebleep” (solely he didn’t bleep the horsebleep). He additionally referred to our want to assist Izrl. It by no means ever got here out as Israel. All the time Izrl . . .

An actual quote which I wrote all the way down to report back to you was — I quote him precisely, his actual phrases — “So who’s even operating the White Home? We all know it ain’t him.”


Change of course for 2nd course

Over our second course, he mentioned: “One man who can repair this immigration system is Donald Trump. He has the perfect political capital since Ronald Reagan. He’s unhealthy, however he’s actually good. He can do issues no one else can do.”


Catsimatidis proposed housing migrants at Rikers Island during the dinner in Manhattan.
Catsimatidis proposed housing migrants at Rikers Island through the dinner in Manhattan.
Helayne Seidman

Additionally: “Venezuela as soon as the richest nation on the earth, they — like us — are actually underneath assault. WE’RE underneath assault.” Then: “Biden? Nicest man on the earth however who he’s right now we don’t even know. He’s simply now a bunch of — (once more) — bullbleep.”

Catsimatidis mentioned: “Hundreds of Individuals have been killed within the final three months. Our universities are underneath assault. Training system underneath assault. AM radio underneath assault. Fifty % of our resort rooms underneath assault. Pay attention, put migrants in Rikers. Abortion? Underneath assault. Girls of shade are actually screwed. And so are we.”


No dessert?

We sat at one lengthy banquet desk. The restaurant, Cucina at 9 W. 57th. In between Catsimatidis plugged his e-book, “How Far Do You Need To Go: Classes from a Common sense Billionaire.” He mentioned: “Learn it and you can also make 1,000,000 bucks. Learn it twice you can also make 2 million.” I left 9 p.m. The night’s most likely nonetheless rambling on. As I left the senator mentioned: “Excellent news is no less than now we have Hunter Biden, a person who has much more collusion than kids.”

SO, Prince Empty and his p.r. consumer spouse? A Manhattan automobile chase? Actually? We’re so congested, such site visitors, no one will get crosstown until they have been born there. A comply with automobile? Like provided that you’re in Central Park and if it’s 2 a.m. Might they schlep again to London the place individuals will run AWAY from them. Or name Camilla, who went from crotch to queen and is aware of about survival.

Me-Me-Meghan solely needs to get an award in New York, children, solely in New York.