Cabotage (Beastie Boys Jones Act Parody)

Remy channels the Beastie Boys to make clear the Jones Act and struggle for his proper to par…ticipate in free commerce.

Parody of “Sabotage,” written and carried out by Remy.


Cannot land it
We central deliberate it
You can’t abate this watergate

So I can not be docking? However he is proper right here!
However to go proper there, he is gotta first go right here so
Whereas he sits, our folks may die
He is bought a overseas flag on his facet

Oh my god, it is weird
Why cannot he simply dock?!
It is cabotage!

So hear up ‘trigger you possibly can’t do nothing
He may simply dock with the push of a button
However he’d go to jail. I am out, I will be gone.
I gotta contact dwelling base! The place’s that? Saskatchewan!

Cannot stand it
Cannot he simply hand it
Cannot he come straight from one other state?

You realize, it is unnecessary once you’re proper right here
However again in D.C., it is so crystal clear
The established order’s so good that when the winds climb
We have now to waive the regulation each time
I drank an excessive amount of Dr. Pepper
You need to use my toilet—It is cabotage!